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Subject: I'M SO DOCTOR - Music Video
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Malpractice, high medical insurance rates, greed, heartless treatment and the general insanity of general hospitals. I'M SO DOCTOR is a video which may inspire, or enrage, depending on who you are. Doctors are truly an asset to society, and yet we as a whole have made them ugly, we being them, them being a part of us. I hope the future holds brighter days... Feel free to download this song at: http://www.onision.com Thank you for watching. ORIGINAL LYRICS --------------------- 6 Hello I'm a doctor I can save you. 9 First, do you have a credit card? We accept many forms, Let me grab your wallet for you, Since you have no arms. 13 I'll be your doctor today Are you still alive? Hello? 17 I've always wanted to be a doctor you see, I went to college and got a degree, Which means I know what's best for you, take this medication. Did I forget to ask your symptoms? 25 Please note that is my obligation to inform you that I am going to have an intern conduct your surgery today, and that you may die due to his incompetents, and with that said lets continue shall we? 29 How can I help you today? You were shot in the heart? Well you still gotta pay. Just sign here... yes right there. SIGN SIGN SIGN! You better PAY! 37 I let a girl die last week, She came to me even though she was poor, Did she forget to read the sign? It's posted on every door! NO POOR PEOPLE ALLOWED NO HOMELESS ALLOWED NO SINGLE PARENTS ALLOWED 90% OF THE COUNTRY IS NOT ALLOWED 45 Hello I'm Doctor Allen, I'll be performing your breast removal today. Did I mention all you need is vitamin d to cure cancer? Oh, I'm sorry, I started cutting already. 53 It's a shame about those kids gunned down at school. None of them carried insurance cards. They all had to bleed out, I wonder how I sleep at night. 61 I'm going to be grinding on your brain now, I use this tool for making beds, It turns wood into tuna, Now let me test it on your head. 69 Can you blink three times for me? Oh my, I think that's blood in your eye... What we doctors don't admit is brain surgery is a guessing game. So we have to lie. 81 When I cut into your torso, I ponder how much money I could get paid. Even if I kill ya. Six figures a year is the least I've made. 89 And to think we could have free health care. Oh boy that will be the end of me. See I have this delusion that our economy would collapse. Even though it's a success in so many other countries. 97 Rich people get to see good doctors. Does this mean all the others are bad? What happened to equality? You deny people transplants based on social status? That's just sad. 105 I'm not saying doctors are bad people. I love that it doesn't burn when I pee. The problem isn't really with the doctors, It's with the society that accepts this kind of insane behavior, as if just because you have four kids, a part time job, you live in a bad neighborhood, your man left you for some bimbo named "Sharleese", you're behind on your telephone, cable and electric bill, it means you don't deserve to live over some pompis billionaire in Malibu who just wants a new liver because he already blew out his other one wasting his life away with booze and a false perception of true happiness. I guess the kids will have to go to an orphanage now... mommies dead. That's what I call liberty. Tags: im so doctor music video comedy parody scrubs michael moore sicko movie malpractice high medical insurance rates general hospital greed heartless treatment insanity money cash tastes so good doesnt it?
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Date: Wed, Jun 18, 2008 at 9:56 AM
Subject: I'M SO DOCTOR - Music Video
To: collegeschoolloan@gmail.com
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Malpractice, high medical insurance rates, greed, heartless treatment and the general insanity of general hospitals. I'M SO DOCTOR is a video which may inspire, or enrage, depending on who you are. Doctors are truly an asset to society, and yet we as a whole have made them ugly, we being them, them being a part of us. I hope the future holds brighter days... Feel free to download this song at: http://www.onision.com Thank you for watching. ORIGINAL LYRICS --------------------- 6 Hello I'm a doctor I can save you. 9 First, do you have a credit card? We accept many forms, Let me grab your wallet for you, Since you have no arms. 13 I'll be your doctor today Are you still alive? Hello? 17 I've always wanted to be a doctor you see, I went to college and got a degree, Which means I know what's best for you, take this medication. Did I forget to ask your symptoms? 25 Please note that is my obligation to inform you that I am going to have an intern conduct your surgery today, and that you may die due to his incompetents, and with that said lets continue shall we? 29 How can I help you today? You were shot in the heart? Well you still gotta pay. Just sign here... yes right there. SIGN SIGN SIGN! You better PAY! 37 I let a girl die last week, She came to me even though she was poor, Did she forget to read the sign? It's posted on every door! NO POOR PEOPLE ALLOWED NO HOMELESS ALLOWED NO SINGLE PARENTS ALLOWED 90% OF THE COUNTRY IS NOT ALLOWED 45 Hello I'm Doctor Allen, I'll be performing your breast removal today. Did I mention all you need is vitamin d to cure cancer? Oh, I'm sorry, I started cutting already. 53 It's a shame about those kids gunned down at school. None of them carried insurance cards. They all had to bleed out, I wonder how I sleep at night. 61 I'm going to be grinding on your brain now, I use this tool for making beds, It turns wood into tuna, Now let me test it on your head. 69 Can you blink three times for me? Oh my, I think that's blood in your eye... What we doctors don't admit is brain surgery is a guessing game. So we have to lie. 81 When I cut into your torso, I ponder how much money I could get paid. Even if I kill ya. Six figures a year is the least I've made. 89 And to think we could have free health care. Oh boy that will be the end of me. See I have this delusion that our economy would collapse. Even though it's a success in so many other countries. 97 Rich people get to see good doctors. Does this mean all the others are bad? What happened to equality? You deny people transplants based on social status? That's just sad. 105 I'm not saying doctors are bad people. I love that it doesn't burn when I pee. The problem isn't really with the doctors, It's with the society that accepts this kind of insane behavior, as if just because you have four kids, a part time job, you live in a bad neighborhood, your man left you for some bimbo named "Sharleese", you're behind on your telephone, cable and electric bill, it means you don't deserve to live over some pompis billionaire in Malibu who just wants a new liver because he already blew out his other one wasting his life away with booze and a false perception of true happiness. I guess the kids will have to go to an orphanage now... mommies dead. That's what I call liberty. Tags: im so doctor music video comedy parody scrubs michael moore sicko movie malpractice high medical insurance rates general hospital greed heartless treatment insanity money cash tastes so good doesnt it?
Author: [2]Onision
Keywords: [3]im [4]so [5]doctor [6]music [7]video [8]comedy [9]parody [10]scrubs [11]michael [12]moore [13]sicko [14]movie [15]malpractice [16]high [17]medical [18]insurance [19]rates [20]medic
Added: June 17, 2008
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